Tuesday, October 29, 2013

The Book Ban and Changes

Due to stricter policy changes on various distributors, I've had to make some cover, description and title changes on some of my books. The content inside the books has been untouched.

My PI novels will have trees on the covers and ambiguous titles:





Other taboo or PI key things to look for is the use of "bond" in descriptions. I can't use any specific family member relation in my blurbs, so instead I name the characters and describe them as having a special bond somewhere. The only books I have not republished or touched or adjusted is Daddy's Little Smut Collection and it is mostly because I know this ban will pass and those covers are just too damn pretty to hide, also those books are really old. They are still available to purchase via Smashwords.

Speaking of which, if you prefer to find your word-porn quickly and without the deciphering of symbolism and reading between the lines, I encourage you to purchase through Smashwords. We are still allowed full reign over there, and I do intend on continuing my publications there the way they were before this ban- raunchy covers, list of sex acts, whole nine yards. I want you to know what you're getting.

Though, because of all of this shenanigans I am probably not going to be writing a lot of PI.

Another thing I would like to address: book reviews. 

During this time of ban, authors rely heavily on their fan base. Please understand that if you are purchasing something through Amazon or Barnes and Noble, especially in the erotica sections, and it is not what it appears to be, it is because we cannot be as blunt as before. We do not have the intention to mislead you, in fact, we are getting in trouble and jumping through hoops to find ways to warn you without summoning the morally-correct squad.

And I would like to give a warm thank-you to the lovely individual who gave me a 4-star review on Smashwords for Spank Me, Step-Brother:

If you love taboo stories and graphic descriptions of good ol' spankings, I'd wholeheartedly recommend this book. I loved the attention to detail and the vivid descriptions of the step-brother's hand spanking Sophie. 
I finally saw this right after the first and hardest week of book bans came down and lots of self publishing erotica authors were not sure if they were going to be able to continue writing. It was more uplifting than you could possibly fathom.

Spread the word. SP authors could really use the positive feedback in times like this, and not just because they drive sales. Lots of people leave low reviews about things they don't like, and after a while they wear down on the soul. We need to be nudged every now and then by you to keep us going. Even if you can't leave a public review, most authors have a facebook page or a an email address or a blog, where you can send them a private message of some kind.

A huge project has been keeping me busy and away from short erotic fiction. I don't want to give away the surprise quite yet, but let me just say that I have been dabbling in some world building lately... and re-discovered my collection of Grimm's Fairy Tales, The 1001 Arabian Nights, and Classic Fairy Tales by Hans Christian Andersen. 


Saturday, July 6, 2013

Ebook Makeovers and More Audio books!

Over a year ago, I published my first book. Since then, thanks to you, readers, and all of your feedback and continued support, I have grown and my life has taken turns that I never thought possible. 

With over 50 books to my name, I have decided to take a break on publishing new content and that it is time to revisit the books I have published and improve them- from the cover image to the last word you'll see on your eReading device. 

Some of the books will be getting new titles and new cover images, some will be getting new, added content- all of the specifics of what was changed will be in the book description.. 

Now, onto the good stuff. Can you guess which book is getting this new cover and title? 

If you guessed: 

You would be correct! 

Riding Kyle was my very first published book, and being such, has so much more potential than I gave it. Aside from a very thorough editing, this lovely new cover and title, Riding Kyle will be re-released with additional, scorching-hot content as well! 

Friend me on facebook for more updates on makeovers throughout the month! 


Additionally, with the success of My Best Friend's Daddy as an audiobook, another series is in the works...

 Daddy's Best Friend is now live, and of course, I will update when the other two (Daddy's Little Slut and Daddy's Anal Slut) are as well! 

Friday, June 7, 2013

Cowboys & Goodreads!

Hogtied by a Cowboy

A romance, hidden and festering for years, explodes when a knot-training exercise leaves Bradley bound from ankle to wrist. Can Keith resist the half-naked, sweaty farmhand who's come into his care?

Now Available:

I am now officially on Goodreads! You can add my books to your lists, rate and discuss them and all the other lovely options Goodreads gives you to socialize with books and their creators!  

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Magical May (Update: Thursday the 30th)

Before I introduce you to what you can look forward to this month from me, a Public Service Announcement is in order!

As some of you may know, Amazon has put erotica under and Adult Filter, which can have an effect on your shopping habits.
When you search Amazon, be sure you are in the Books or Kindle Store categories. You can read more detailed instructions about avoiding the filter here.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to hop up on a soapbox for a moment: 
I don't agree with the practice of filtering content without making a way to unfilter it, and then telling your customers how to moderate the filter to your preferences, it's irresponsible and does them a great disservice. 
If the filtering annoys you, don't forget about the incredible influence you have. You don't have to write to Amazon or swear to never buy anything from them again. Now is a great time to follow or friend your favorite authors, join the Banned Erotic Books page on FB, start your own blog of sexy erotica- make your own group of like-minded people on reddit or facebook or twitter or tumblr or whatever social networking sites you visit and cross-promote your favorite authors and books. Erotica authors haven't survived in this market because of the free advertising as much as because we provide you with what you want- and it's your support and voice that keeps us going.

And now, back to what you can look forward to this month: 

At last, another semester down and only four more to go until I am completely finished and get to focus on writing books full time! But for now, I get three months of freedom! And I have big plans for the rest of May (don't I always?) What can you look forward to this month?

 SHE LIKES TO EXPERIMENT: A Friends with Benefits Side-Story.

Not necessary for the trilogy, just a bonus I thought would be hot to throw in: some lesbian action between Alice and Veronica before they consent to Eric's threesome offer- Mmm.

Now available at:
Barnes & Noble

SHE LIKES TO SHARE:  Friends with Benefits book 3

Veronica and Alice decide its time to return the favor to their sexy friend, Eric, whos' done nothing but give their bodies exactly what they've wanted and couldn't get from other men- a hot FFM threesome, right on the floor of his apartment!

Now available at:
Barnes & Noble

Everyone loves a good bundle! Now you can get the whole series (Except She Likes to Experiment) for a discounted $6.99! 

Now available on 

BOUND AND TAKEN IN HER SLEEP (Rough sex, bondage, sleep erotica)

Isabelle confesses to her boyfriend that she wants him to be a little rougher and more spontaneous in the bedroom. But what she doesn't expect is his rough, bondage-loving alter-ego, Jacob, to tie her up while she's asleep and ravish her body like she's never been before! And what she finds even more shocking: she loves every little bit of it! 

Now Available at: 

An exclusive sneak peek to my next fairy tale: Breaking the Beast...

Another fairy tale on its way!
“I did not train my entire life for my position to be forgotten.”
A sharp slice of leather through the air was his only warning, and it didn’t last nearly long enough for Beast to prepare himself. Beast cried out in shock and pain as his back exploded in pain. The tower held his cry, amplified it to his ears. Beast didn’t care, his back was dripping with blood. Water pooled his eyes, and for the first time in his life, he didn’t care if a woman saw the tears stream down his face.
“When you address me, you will address me by my title. Is that understood?”
“Yes! Yes, Mistress Belladonna.”
 “Now answer my question.”
Beast’s mind was wrapped around the sting that divided his back in half. He’d forgotten what she asked of him. His heart pounded as he racked his brain to remember. “I- I … I’m sorry, Mistress Belladonna, I don’t remember what you asked. Please don’t whip me again.”
He was met with silence. Beast’s neck had cringed, his eyes squeezed with anticipation for her to strike, his breath held in his lungs, waiting. Nothing happened, and he dared relax.
The sharp whip came at him again. Beast screamed, his back now marked with a red, puffy X. He was sure he had blood dripping down his skin.
“You do not give orders. You do not have any requests. You are here for me. For my pleasure. You’re alive only because I want you to be.”
“Yes Mistress Belladonna. I’m sorry, Mistress. So sorry.”
“That wasn’t so hard, was it?”
She walked closer to Beast, he felt her hands against his tender sides. They were cold compared to the heat of his blood from the pain, but he dared not flinch.
“No, Mistress.”
Mistress Belladonna’s hands wrapped around his torso, the dull ache of his muscles just a memory after the lashes. Her long-fingernails scratched up and down his chest. Beast shivered as her tongue, hot and wet, traced a thick line over his neck.
She swirled around in front of him, leaning against his body just enough to return the attention to his arms that were holding the majority of his weight.
“My favorite part…” Her hands slipped down his dirty body. “Is the first time I get to see my new play thing.” 

Stay tuned...

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Aggressive April

I have been having the wildest month!

Between getting a dear friend up and into sharing her sexy sci-fi fantasies with the world, moving into a new place with the fiance, hosting fetish parties, school work and doing research for my next book, I'm glad to finally be back at the keyboard! 

Did I say book? I should have said trilogy! Allow me to introduce... 

Meet Eric Jonson: "the Man with a Plan." 

Since high school Eric has fantasized about having a threesome. Two girls, polar opposites in appearance, riding him all night long. He's determined to find them, and once he gives them what they want, they'll gladly return the favor. 

Meet Alice Payne: 

This upstanding ex-high-school cheerleader from a wealthy family wants nothing more than to enjoy her freedom now that she's out from the accusing glares of her extremely religious parents. And after her boyfriend refuses to fuck her like the naughty girl she is and runs off with someone more reserved and virginal, what a better way to cope than to get a man who's not afraid to spank her sexy ass and fuck her harder than she's ever been before?

Eric's found the first girl who will make his fantasy a reality. Now he just needs one more...

Now Available at:
Barnes & Noble

Meet Veronica: 

The girl-next-door with more secrets than you can fit under a bed. She's got a secret fetish for being out in the open, and another secret interest in Eric...

Now Available!

Monday, March 4, 2013

Mesmerizing March

It's time for mid-terms and you know what that means: PROCRASTINATION! Instead of studying for exams, I've been naughty all week writing up this sexy gem:

When Morgan spills a large glass of red wine all over her step dad's white dining room table, she knows there will be hell to pay...Imagine her surprise when daddy bends her over the table and spanks her like a little girl. She can't deny how good it feels, and he can't resist to take things a little further and make her pay for the damage... with her body!

It will be live tomorrow, and as usual, I will update this post when it is! 

More exciting news!! 

"What is that, Naomi?" 
Why, that, my sweet readers, is an audiobook cover
That's right! My 4-book hit series, "My Best Friend's Daddy" is soon available on audiobook! Only the first book is live for now, but the next three are coming soon! 

Get it at Amazon

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Flirtatious February!

Hello, lovely readers!

I must begin this post with sincere apologies for vanishing off the face of the world for the past two months. I have been busy moving into a *HOUSE* with my beloved, as we are engaged now!! And of course that comes along with christening every flat surface and piece of furniture.

And a very special thank you to all of you, whom without I would not be able to do all of this!

So what can you expect for all of your patience?

Well, for starters I finally released Blackmailed by my Professor, you remember, the dedication to my very sexy teacher from last semester?  Mmm-hmm. Now available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, and Smashwords.

Naomi Lauder's decides it's time to come out of the writing closet and tell the world she makes a living by writing sexy stories of couples gettin' it on. What's the harm, she figures, it's not like she's telling them her pen name.Until she comes home to an email from a mysterious fan telling her that if she doesn't adhere to his demands, he'll out her to her family, friends and the world. All she has to do is whatever he says...

And I have another book released yesterday just for you, in honor of sexy times and scenarios you love to fantasize about...

After getting stood up last night, all Olivia can think about is sex; even if it means trying to get off in the middle of class!
Her exhibitionism is caught by Professor Harding right away, but she is even more shocked (and excited!) when he lets the small class decide what to do with her. Will she take the punishment, or risk expulsion? 

Class Ass is now up on these distributors: Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Kobo and Smashwords

That is all for now, my lovelies! Please leave me reviews, send me fan mail (Naomilauder2012@gmail.com) or leave comments here. I love hearing from you, and your reviews about my books will inspire me to write more of what YOU want!